This Week's Honor Goes To...
Cash Warren. Yes, Cash Warren is the son of a bitch who got Jessica Alba knocked up. Unfortunately, the staff of suddenlystruttin does not have Cash's home address so we cannot personally deliver the award* one wins for claiming Jackass of the Week, but one can hope that as the roles Alba is handed in Hollywood dry up, Cash will receive his karmic comeuppance.

*A thorough and savage beating.
6 comments:
I to am upset about this alba news. Although I'm sure she'll bounce back. What I find more interesting is that you posted on this story twice. Its clear now that you and Alba were more than just friends...... Tony just call her.....she just needs to hear you say it.
what i'm more interested in is how much $ you're making from your sweet, sweet ads you have on here?
Alba's boyfriend screens her calls and never lets her talk to me, sad, really. Bella, the cash is straight negligible, sad, really.
why have you stopped updating? have the holidays made you slack?
The holiday have made me intolerably busy and pissed. Travel arrangements, presents, fuck this noise.
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