NBA Banterin' Part One

Hey so it's been about a month since the Spurs shoved a cactus up Danny Ferry's dumbass so why don't we take a looksie at what's been going on:

Phoenix Suns Picked up Grant Hill from the Magic, fucking brilliant! Let's see get knocked out by the Spurs for a lack of aggresive interior presence and dudes with no cajones. Yeah, picking up Hill is gonna solve that problem because calling Hill injury prone is like citing the boy in the plastic bubble as infection prone. I've got 20 bucks on Hill's bum ankle breaking into two by December. However, lest we forget: Grant Hill is a no-frills stone cold bad ass on the inside as well. Shit doesn't anybody remember how he cold cocked Shaq after O'Neal grabbed a board by boxing Hill out? It happened and it was awesome.

Memphis Grizzlebies Picked up Darko and Mike Conley Jr. Throw these two into the fray with Rudy, Pau and the duct tape magic and we've got ourselves some first round 08 'offs fodder for Dallas or SA. I forgot who said it first but the Grizzles averaged over 110 points without a point guard last year. This should be an incredibly fun team to watch if still embarassingly bad on the D side of things. If everything goes right I'm saying the Grizzles take out a 2 seeded Phoenix ala G-State did with Big D this year...

Charlotte BobcatsZZZ Ha! See how I put those ZZZs behind the Bobcats name implying that they are boring. Well, it's still true in spite of locking Gerald and nabbing JRich from the Oakland State Warriors. Emeka, Gearld and Jason are gonna make the Playoffs in the depleted East somehow but it ain't gonna be pretty.

O-Town Magic Makers Hocus Pocus! Mickey Mouse Land is more pumped than it has been in years for the riproarin' Orlando Magic, I don't care who their coach is. This team is so much better than it was two months ago. They didn't get much in the draft this year thanks to the Darko deal with Detroit from a few years ago but what they did get in the draft was, guh? A Serbian big, no kidding? The 'Shard and Dwight show with special guest appearances by Jameer Nelso at point guard makes these dudes pretty darn dangerous in the East-I'm looking at you Land of Cleve and Chicago.