Yep, the ruler's back. Look I know there is still a year 'til the 2008 Olympics but this isn't going to be 2004 and this isn't going to be a bronze for the Team Naismith. Coach K ain't Larry Brown and he sure is shit isn't allowing them to listen to any music-let alone easy jazz. Fool, Coach K does one thing and that one thing is making teams that kill punk mugs by utilizing python meets crane defense, that can handle the pick & roll and teams that shoot the lights out to set up an interior attack of slashers and bigs. Lo and behold, USA's got a squadron of slashers, shooters and one or two bigs who can bang around with Andre the Giant and his posse. Mark it down, 2008: The year everybody is Pippen, Longley or Rodman to Kobe's MJ and USA wins some shine back.
Other News and Notes: Nellie, "Pay me, bitches."
Yesterday Don Nelson took the brazen step of furthering his basketball legacy/megalomania by demanding more money and incentives off his already lucrative three year contract with the Golden State Warriors. Nellie refused to comment, leaving Andris Biedrins to handle reporters. Biedrins, who was humorously costumed in a lion tamer's outfit, proclaimed, "Back you media attack panzers! I cry out to you with force and no fear. Back I say, Simbas, back!"
Much like this only taller and more Latvian.
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