The reanimated, possibly "zombiefied" corpse of our nation's 36th President, Mr. Lyndon B. Johnson will be hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. It's not known whether or not Zombie LBJ will answer questions regarding the parallels of his administration's Vietnam conflict and the current boondoggle in Iraq...."Huh! What's this? "LBJ" is a nickname for an NBA superstar? Who, LeBron James? C'mon, "LeBron," that sounds like a fake name. What? And some "hip-hop rapper" named Kanye West will be performing? Was that crooner Sammie Davis all booked?"
All jokes aside this is going to be painful to watch, NOT that anyone should watch SNL. No Saturday nights are reserved for a special live showing I like to call "Saturday Night Whiskey." But, if you have any sucker friends who watch SNL please tell them to skip it, LeBron's television non-NBA performances would have to be generously described as "wooden," "poorly conceived," and "tasteless." This coming from a guy who 's blog is widely panned as: "A terribly conceived, lifeless and utterly despicable timewaste"
Don't watch SNL when LeBron hosts it. Better yet, stay away from Jimmy Kimmel and LeBron trying "to make the funny."
*HT: WithLeather
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folks!!!! now that's how you write a blog post. Brilliant
i agree, very well written. i might nominate this post for a pulitzer. hmmm...maybe i need to come up with the bloggies or some kind of blog awards.
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