Friday, December 14, 2007

Jackass of the Week

In a triumphant return from a self-imposed hiatus that, admittedly, went on for far too long, "Jackass of the Week" is back with a vengeance this week.

This Week's Honor Goes To...


Cash Warren. Yes, Cash Warren is the son of a bitch who got Jessica Alba knocked up. Unfortunately, the staff of suddenlystruttin does not have Cash's home address so we cannot personally deliver the award* one wins for claiming Jackass of the Week, but one can hope that as the roles Alba is handed in Hollywood dry up, Cash will receive his karmic comeuppance.


Once more for posterity's sake, siggghhh.

*A thorough and savage beating.

6 comments:

Paul said...

I to am upset about this alba news. Although I'm sure she'll bounce back. What I find more interesting is that you posted on this story twice. Its clear now that you and Alba were more than just friends...... Tony just call her.....she just needs to hear you say it.

BellaFrench said...

what i'm more interested in is how much $ you're making from your sweet, sweet ads you have on here?

Tony Ritz said...

Alba's boyfriend screens her calls and never lets her talk to me, sad, really. Bella, the cash is straight negligible, sad, really.

BellaFrench said...

why have you stopped updating? have the holidays made you slack?

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Tony Ritz said...

The holiday have made me intolerably busy and pissed. Travel arrangements, presents, fuck this noise.