Chicago Bears linebacker and all around awesome dude, Brian Urlacher has added another chapter to his book, "How to Win Friends and Influence People." Sure, it's only a "missed connection" on craigslist and yes, the person who posted it could be an attention mongering liar, but, hey! I'm all about hearsay and lack of facts. Urlacher is the paramount of class who skipped out on 22 scheduled visitations with his young son and, then of course, there was the time he threatened his baby momma with menacing text messages. And who could forget the time he left a flaming bag of dog poo on his Lovie Smith's front porch as a Halloween prank. Also, he dated Paris Hilton, which we all know means only one thing: Valtrex!
Tip o' the Hat and Mad Love to Dai!
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real nice dad! You should talk you skipped out on all 236 of or visits.... Pot - kettle- black
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