Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Midweek Updates

Boy George Will Kidnap You
Are you a foreign escort visiting Jolly Old England? Well, look out! Cuz, Boy George is going to kidnap you, chain you to a wall, drag out the sex toys and "give you what you deserve." WOW! I couldn't make that sound more creepy if I wanted to. Wait! I've got it! What if I publish a photo of a washed up pop-singer in his late 40s...


Eureka! Instant Nightmare Fuel.

The Baptists are a caring and understanding bunch
See this is why I'm a Catholic, because Catholics have so much "tolerance" for homosexuals and, of course, by "tolerance" I mean unwillingness to allow them in the church. Unlike, those slimy Baptists who say "Come on over" and then kick the homosexuals out, along with the offending church who allowed those filthy heathens in, in the first place...

Blogger Rights vs. "Journalists Rights"
Yep, bloggers are the problem. Because newspapers and "real" media outlets never, ever, ever publish hearsay.

2 comments:

BellaFrench said...

that baptist church that got kicked out of the baptist convention, a blessing in disguise, is like 2 miles from my crib. that's crazy, how'd you find that story?

Unknown said...

Really that is ka-razy, I was just reading through the news headlines looking for anything humorous, inflamatory, whatever.