Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Midweek Updates

Happy Wednesday, today is famed Algerian/French philosopher, social critic and author Albert Camus' date of birth. Happy Birthday, Albert. We Love You!


Dark Wizardry has it's benefits

Some powerful "scientists"/Warlocks met up at a "convention"/Black Mass in Wisconsin this week to discuss "Science"/Dark Arts and concocted this "video" as part of their brainwashing attempts.


Don't let the charming beeps and rhythm fool you. If those Wizards could they would kill you and everyone you care about.

Spider Girl now just a Normal

Foolish human doctors in India have mutilated the beautiful Spider Girl, Peter Parker's Indian love child from an adventuresome romp through the bedrooms of Calcutta. In any case after the Mutant Wars of 2015 those genetic freaks, uhh, genetic-lottery winners are going to be ever so pissed about the mutilation of Spider Girl. Retribution = lots of Norms Kidnapping.

Excess Pounds Raise Women's Cancer Risk; Lowers STD Risk

In a startling discovery scientists have come to the conclusion that overweight women are at a greater risk of cancer but a lower rate of STDs.

From the South being less Smart Dept.:

I know that a few readers of suddenlystruttin are from the fair state of South Carolina, any justification for your Democrats taking Stephen Colbert seriously? No comment? Oh, because, you "cain't find that Internet Machine." No, of course, I understand. Sometimes I lose my house keys.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

wait...what?? i don't get it...

Tony Ritz said...

I'd try to explain it, but I'm too busy looking for my house keys. I've misplaced them...again. Have the Prof. explain, he's a carpetbagger isn't he?