Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Links-o-Rama

Nothing new to report from Logan Square today, hmm, maybe I'll do a Cubano Review later on today. For now, here's a bunch of links...

Man Eats 103 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes!

Call me old-fashioned, but I'm constantly amazed by Competitive Eating. You can keep your X-Games, hula hoops, snow boards and war veterans. Competitive eaters are the real American heroes. I mean 103 burgers in a year is impressive, let alone eight minutes! I mean, in eight minutes I've usually finished up with all of the "foreplay" and begun to undo the fine young lady's [Careful, Tony Ritz, Caaaareful-Ed.] Right, in any case, kudos to you Joey Chestnut, your 103 burgers in eight minutes is a Hell of an accomplishment.

From The Pot Calling the Kettle Black Dept:

The President lambasted the Congress for what he referred to as "time wasting." Oooh, BURN! Take that Congress.

House Speaker, Nacy Pelosi responded to Bush's opening salvo with a zinger of her own:

“The president calls Congressional oversight that has uncovered tens of billions of dollars in waste, fraud and abuse in Iraq a ‘waste of time.’ We call billions spent in no-bid contracts to Halliburton a waste of money,”


Pelosi than snapped her fingers, called Laura Bush a trollop and referred to the Bush daughters as open-legged tarts!

The French and Spaniards Are Stealing Babies!

The African nation of Chad brought abduction and fraud charges against 16 Europeans accused of kidnapping 103 children from the Darfur region. The French and Spanish people snatchers are accused of using sweets and biscuits to lure children away from their villages.

You know, I'd expect this from the French, Lord knows, they couldn't kidnap adults and I wouldn't be a bit surprised if the French nearly surrendered to the children on a few occasions as a force of habit. But the Spaniards? For shame.

Lots of Sex Keeps You Healthy and Young-Looking

If anybody is wondering what to get me for my birthday next year, this woman and her attitude wouldn't be a bad place to start...

*HT: The Superficial

The NBA Season Starts Tonight

Here's some youtube of Kobe dropping 81 points from a two seasons ago.

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